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July 13, 2007

Just for laugh

I love tuning to 987fm in the morning for Muttons in the morning and the afternoon Dan and Young Show. They have some jokes that really make me like a crazy girl who couldnt stop giggling in the bus. You can catch the podcast at podcast.sg

The centipede going pub.

A man went to a Pet Shop.
Staff: “hey. can i help you?”
Man: “i want to buy a pet. not a cat, not a dog, not fish, but something that people would not get.”
Staff: “Here. This is a talking centipede.”
Man: “okok.. thank you”The man happily went home with the centipede in the matchbox. when the man reached home, he opened the matchbox and and said “hey bro, wanna get some drink at the pub?”

The centipede didnt reply. So, the man thought that the centipede is tired after a long journey back from the shop. So, the man decided to wait for 1 hour and then ask the centipede.

1 hours later..
Man:”hey bro, wanna get some drink at the pub?”

but there wasnt any reply. so, the man decided wait for another 1 hour and then ask the centipede.

1 hours later..
Man:”hey bro, wanna get some drink at the pub?”

but there wasnt any reply. fearing that the staff may cheat him, the man decided give it a last shot and decided to wait for another 1 hour and then ask the centipede.

1 hours later..
Man:”hey bro, wanna get some drink at the pub?”

and suddenly, the centipede peeped out and shouted:”shut up you idi*t! I need to take 3 hours to put my shoes on.”

Ong and Leong-Pepper story

Ong: “hey leong.”
Leong: “hey ong”
Ong: “today, let me cook for you. ok?”
Leong: “o.. that’s so nice of you”

So Ong went to the kitchen and cook for Leong. Leong was excited and waited.

and waited. (1 hr..)

and waited.. (1 hr..)

Leong was puzzled why Ong is taking such a long time to cook. So, he went to the kitchen and ask Ong.

Leong:”eh..Ong.. why so long one?”
Ong:”Leong, i spent the past hours putting this pepper into these small holes”

Firehouse and exam papers.

A teacher told her students.
Teacher:”for your exam scripts, you have to write neater and bigger, so that the exam markers can see. You know ar.. they are marking your paper in the winter, beside the firehouse. So if the marker is frustrated as he couldnt see what you have write, the marker will throw the your exam scripts to the firehouse and let it burn.”

haha.. there are still more jokes.

Star Buzz @ 7:13 pm
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[Version2] A ballerina’s dream

web design2

This is my 2nd version of web design for my blog (still in beta version). I’ve made the theme as “A Ballerina’s Dream” as i was once a ballerina when i was young.

This theme is redesigned from the template She’s Got Style.

I miss the days i had to perform and remember the dance steps, where competition was tough as everyone wishes to be the best dancer. In the midst of preparation for my dance exam, i was scolded severely by my dance teacher as i did not constantly practice my exam moves, and said that i will not make it for the exam. Dancing requires strict discipline. Not only you practice in the dance school, but you will have to do self-training yourselves at home, which i didnt. But, i proved my teacher wrong. She said i will not make it, but i made it. I got MERIT for that Grade5 exam.

I’m still keeping my ballet shoes, my stockings, my dance gear. This theme somehow reminisces my past as a dancer.

The main header picture was taken from aidyladyy. and i added the theme name “A ballerina’s dream” on the header picture. The background picture under my main post was taken dlkltn.

At the top right corner of the blog section, i was thinking of putting the latest posts link as visitor can straight away click the link to see the new blog posts. Any other suggestion you guys can think of?

At the sidebar..

i had this new gadget called voki. I have yet changed the voice to my real voice, so temporary, im using the machine voice. I will try to update the voki regularly. So, you will be able to know what’s happening around me nowadays.